So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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