I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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