i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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