Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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