just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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