so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Gay?
German.
Pity.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
