I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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