I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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