I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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