i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Randomize
