She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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