isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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