You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
