? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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