at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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