Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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