I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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