can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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