it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize