If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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