yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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