if you like me you must not know who I am
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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