Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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