she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
the raccoons are back...
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