bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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