Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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