i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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