This girl is more easily done than said...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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