at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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