I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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