i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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