Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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