He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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