question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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