If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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