Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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