with your own penis?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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