Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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