my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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