whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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