i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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