so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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