used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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