2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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