I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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