Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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