Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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