Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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