I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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