why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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