I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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