their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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