lets start a swedish sibling band together
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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