I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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