How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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