Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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