Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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