who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Who died my cat blue again?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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